Lyrics:

If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
'Cause I drink to slow
Pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground
Drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow
Beer bong, Beer bong
Beer bong, Beer bong
If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
'Cause I drink to slow
Pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground
Drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow
Beer bong, beer, beer bong
Bong, bong, bong