Lyrics:

When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love (It was love)
True love
All the things that you said and did to your mom
Well I knew you were the only one
The only one for me

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully
Across your stomach, it said, 'Help me'
I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright


Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight (Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)

Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright

When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love
True love
And on your stomach, it said, 'Help me'
I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?