Lyrics:

I Don't Need Her Money, I Don't Need A Ride.
i Got Enough Connections, I Don't Need A Piece Of Her Hide.

I Just Wanna Please Her,
I Just Wanna Squeeze Her.
I Just Wanna Crash Her,
I Just Wanna Trash Her.
If I Could Only Flag Ner Down,
If I Could Only Flag Her Down.

well, It's Not Because Of Her Beauty And Her Brand New Low Cut Blouse.
it's Not Because She's So Snooty Or A Fine Famed Millionaire.

it's Not 'cause She's In Motion In A Brand New Cadillac Car,
it's Not Because Of Her Lotion, She's A Real Sweet Candy Bar.

I Just Want To Meet Her,
I Just Want To Squeeze Her.
I Just Want To Crash Her,
I Just Want To Trash Her.
If I Could Only Flag Her Down,
If I Could Only Flag Her Down.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hi11 & Frank Beard