Lyrics:

Things went wrong today
Bad news came my way
I woke up to find
That I had blew my mind

Western Union man
Bad news in his hand
Knocking at my door
Selling me the score

Fifteen cents a word to read
A telegram I didn't need
Says she doesn't care no more
Think I'll throw it on the floor

Got your cable just today
Killed my groove I've got to say
Western Union
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Now you've gone away, and
How it's sad to say you've gone
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I remember what they said
Now I'm going out of my head
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Telegram just had to say
You've learned your lesson
All th? way
Telegram just had to say

You've l?arned your lesson all the way
Western Union
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