Lyrics:

Return to duty corporal punishment

He had the brain that never dies

Return to duty corporal punishment

The cask is emptied every night



He's socially retarded

Tries to get this party started

With brutal and unparalleled insight



What a champion (what a punish)



He hides a dark and seamy history

He keeps so quiet bout his past

Not even one confirming photograp

Of each tale more boring than the last



I think he's planning something

Could find out but I cant listen

To long-winded stories with no end



I can see him on the news now

His neighbours never once complained

About the noise of digging in the backyard

They just thought he was annoying not insane



What a champion, what a way to learn.

Mind has started slow, what a way to go.

What a punisher, will he ever learn.

Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher.



Spent his youth torturing small things

Put his little bro through hell

Only way to get his own back

On the world he saw as failed



Find it so hard to listen

To a guy who's such a creep

No more walking on eggshells

Coz he's gonna put all his friends to sleep