Lyrics:

I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
couldn't Drive Me Crazier With A Map
talk About A Generation Gap
i Don't Turn My Cap, I Don't Grab My Lap
i Don't Do Like That 'cause I Look Like A Sap
i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
and It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
i Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
but I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
one Nerve Left And It's About To Snap
i'd Rather Hear A Little Chihuahua Yap
i Don't Walk That Walk, I Don't Flap That Flap
if I Talked That Talk My Lips Would Chap
i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
and It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
i Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
but I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

instrumental

i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
it Would Rip Van Winkle From A Nap
i'd Rather Be Woke Up With A Slap
than Try To Sleep Through Jive So Cheap
they Have To Bleed A Bunch Of Crap
i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
and It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
i Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
but I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

instrumental

i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
couldn't Drive Me Crazier With A Map
talk About A Generation Gap
i Don't Turn My Cap, I Don't Grab My Lap
i Don't Do Like That 'cause I Look Like A Sap
i Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
and It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap