Lyrics:

(What, now?
-Shh
-Oh!
-Hm, that's it.)
Ladies and gentlemen:
Unchained Melody!
(Yeah!)
Oh, my love-
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time (Ying-tong iddle-i-)
Time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love
God speed your love, God speed your love
Ying-tong ying-tong iddle-i-po
I play my ukulele at the ship window- Ahh!
Oh my love, I love you
I hunger for your touch
Your long lonely smile
Yeah! Swing it, man!
Play them cracks!
Yes!

-Aagh!
-Oooh!
Rotten swine, what is you doing with them drums? Harm can come to a young lad like that!
I'm going home
Yeah!
(Ahh!
-You started it, it was your fault, I never done nothing...)