Lyrics:

Ryan:
A long time ago in a land far away,
lived the Pinapple Princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach in a pinapple way,
so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
you'll hear her secret wish.


Sharpay (spoken):
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!

Sharpay (singing):
I long to free a truly remarkable fish!
My sweet prince,

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
makihiki malahini whoo
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Sharpay (spoken):
Ryan, the fog?


Ryan:
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly.


Sharpay:
I sing from my heart of the power of love,
Just a girl with a...

Sharpay Ryan:
Ukulele!

[At the Same Time:]
Sharpay: Ryan:
Come to me! Come to her!

Sharpay:
My sweet one, and be still!
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill
My sweet prince,

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Sharpay (spoken):
Now this is where we land into the whole kabuki thing

Sharpay (singing):
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
And the ocean had a fit!

Sharpay (spoken):
Ryan, where's my ocean!?

Sharpay (singing):
Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.

Sharpay (spoken):
Mighty Mount Fufu spit!

Ryan:
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky,
With the mighty spirit Fufu.
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky...


Sharpay:
So words I will not mince.
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.

Sharpay (spoken):
This is real fish talk... No lie! (squeals)
And then the fish turns into a
Gorgogeus prince and sings,

Sharpay (Male Voice):
I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Amakahiki malahini-who.

Sharpay (spoken):
With me!

Sharpay (singing)
Humumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Sharpay (spoken):
EVERYBODY!


All:
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
Wakawakawakaniki pu... pu... pu!!!

Sharpay:
Ahh...!!