Lyrics:

Here he comes now, gutless wonder, with his merry crew
Stepping lightly, smiling brightly, those big eyes on you
Bet your bottom dollar he will talk you up
Bet your bottom dollar he will sweep you up
He's a nimble fella, better watch your step
With the old soft shoe
Bet your bottom dollar he will suck your prick
Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick
He's a rubber fella with a mean back flip
When you're out of view

Gutless wonder, dancing around you, almost cheek to cheek
Smell his hunger, feel his power, it can make you weak
Bet your bottom dollar he will suck your prick
Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick
He's a double fella with a mean back flip
And a smooth soft shoe
Bet your bottom dollar he will lap it up
Bet your bottom dollar you won't fill him up
He's an empty fella, watch him swelling up
He's got the drip on you
He's got the grip on you

Here he comes, watch out now!
Gutless wonder on the prowl!
Watch your step, he's a gaping hole
Gutless wonder will suck your soul