Lyrics:

Went to college, studied art
To be an artist, make a start
Studied hard, gained my degree
But no one seemed to notice me

Painter Man
Painter Man
Who would be a Painter Man
Painter Man
Painter Man
Who would be a Painter Man

Tried cartoons and comic books
Dirty postcards, woman's books
Here was where the money lay
Classic art has had its day

Painter Man
Painter Man
Who would be a Painter Man

Painter Man
Painter Man

La la la, la la la
La la la la la la
Painter Man
Painter Man
Who would be a Painter Man