Lyrics:
It was on the good ship VenusBy Christ, ya shoulda seen usThe figurehead was a whore in bedAnd the mast, a mammoth penisThe captain of this luggerHe was a dirty buggerHe wasn't fit to shovel shitFrom one place to anotherChorus:Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to doThe captains name was MorganBy Christ, he was a gorgonTen times a day he'd stop and playWith his fuckin' organThe first mate's name was CooperBy Christ he was a trooper.He jerked and jerked until he workedHimself into a stuporChorusThe second mate was AndyBy Christ, he had a dandyTill they crushed his cock on a jagged rockFor cumming in the brandyThe cabin boy was FlipperHe was a fuckin' nipperHe stuffed his ass with broken glassAnd circumcised the skipperChorusThe Captain's wife was MabelTo fuck she was not ableSo the dirty shits, they nailed her titsAcross the barroom tableThe Captain had a daughterWho fell in deep sea waterAnd by her squeals we knew the eelsHad found 'er sexual quartersRepeat Chorus to Fade