Lyrics:

My charcoal's getting red-hot
Put your order in my hand
Won't you let me show you what I got
Sizzlin' in the pan?
Any way you want it, baby
I am your burger man
If you needing good hot grillin'
Try my burger stand
If you need a slice of thrillin'
I'm the baddest in the land
Any way you want it, baby
I am your burger man

Did you want double meat?
How 'bout some fries on the side?
Once you try my burger, baby
You'll grow a new thyroid gland
I said, 'Just eat my burger, baby
Make you smart as Charlie Chan'
Any way you want it, baby
I am your burger man
Any way you want it, baby
I'm your burger man
You see, the hot sauce can't be beat
Sit back and open wide
I'm your burger man, baby
Oh, I'm your burger man