Lyrics:

Operator, I love you
Operator, I would never leave you
I'd like to see your face pressed up against the glass
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
I need to hear the way your tongue tastes in my ear
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
(Oh, uh-oh, oh, oh)
The county sheriff said (Oh, uh-oh, oh, oh)
That my baby is dead (Oh, uh-oh, oh, oh)
They found him in some trash can, blue
All jawed-up and chewed, alright!

But don't judge me, I'm not his real mother
I couldn't even recognize his face
(His skin like a subway running over spinal tracks)
Operator, can I confide in you?
They haven't got an ounce of proof!
Those pigs locked me up here to see what color
I'd rot into, I'd rot into
I'd rot into, I'd rot into
I'd rot into, I'd rot into
I'd rot into
[It wasn't me; it was my false tiger limbs..
It wasn't me; it was the garbage gryphon]
When I walk, I walk alone
Operator, come on
When I watch you through the phone
Operator, come on
And de-pupil these eyes
Love scenes grafted to the sky are
Making me cry
Baby, they're making me cry
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
I get one phone call a day from Molson County jail
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
98 cents per minute, cash or credit, check or debit
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
I get one phone call a day from Molson County jail
1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby
98 cents per minute, cash or credit, check or debit

When I walk, I walk alone
Operator, come on
When I watch you through the phone
Operator, come on
And de-pupil these eyes
You know you're gonna
Making me cry
Baby, they're making me cry
Operator-rator, won't you tell me again?
Operator-rator, yeah, you're my only friend
Operator-rator, won't you tell me again?
Operator-rator, yeah, you're my only friend
Do you remember that night in the back of daddy's car?
Strumming the chords of your pubic guitar
The way you tasted just like a movie star
The way the windshield reflected the sunrise
The way the light tattooed your thighs
Oh, you're the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world
Our, our time is up
'Til next time
I'll send you the bill
Oh, you're the most beautiful girl
Girl in the whole wide world
Your time is up
'Til next time
We'll send you a bill
We'll send you a bill
We'll send you a bill, yeah!

Listen
Can you hear the buildings!?
Crumbling in slow motion!?
Blow me up like a balloon!
We'll float over the ocean!
Now listen
Can you hear them taking me away!?
Don't tell those fucking guards what I've said!
And can you see the angels stringing wires through my face!?
Meet me next week, same time, same place!
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place
So meet me next week, same time, same place