Lyrics:

she likes to read
i like tv
she's checking out my good friend steve (er)
she likes a beer
i like a shot
her parents think i'm selling pot
she likes the boys in the band
she rollerblades down the strand
when i pinch her butt in public
she complains
the best years of my life washed
down the...
i like to drive
she wants to walk
she caught me jacking in my sock
i like to drink
she likes to dance
i'm drunk again
off come my pants
she likes the boys in the band
i dig the surf / she likes the sand
when i come home late she's got
that look
i'm not talkin' bout that
jordache look
for you i'd do it
just for you i'd do it
i would wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
for you i'd do it
for you
for you
i guess our eyes
will never meet
mark, please put down
the toilet seat
she likes to kiss
i'd rather fuck
all her friends
think i'm a schmuck
she did the boys in the band
i guess i'll be a single man
i used to want to sleep in
she'd complain
the best years of my life washed
down the drain
i'll wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
i'll recycle all my beer cans
like i promised i would do
i will cancel my subscriptions
to juggs and beaver hunt
just for you i'll do it
just for you - for you