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Hello, boys and girls, welcome to your De La Soul read-along storybook
When you hear this sound, that means turn the page
And now we begin our exciting adventure of
'De La Soul is Dead'
Oh my god, Vanilla Ice, oh-oh, he's so fly!
The boy is slamming, did you see his body? (Body, body, yes, yes)
And his dancing! That's so slamming! I mean he can dance too (yeah)
He could, he can dance better than any rapper I ever seen!
(Bozo!) Oh god, Candy
And plus, his dancing! I'm just saying! (Why you can't... Go, go)
Yeah (baby!) He's so jammin'!
Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, Jeff, where you been, man? (Yup)
Yo, guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage
For real? Oh, come on, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, you made it (we wanna hear it)
Come on, come on, let's hear it (no, no!)
Ah, ow (you can't be like that!)
What's up, cock snot? How ya doing, buddy? (Um...)
Uh, leave me alone (Cock snot? You gonna let him call you that?)
Don't touch me, sucker (what do you have here, buddy?)
Don't touch me! (What do you have here, buddy? Not pot) nothin' (not)
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum-having punk
Ooh! (Show me your back, called you that)
No, it's mine (called you Arsenio, ooh! I want the tape)
It's mine (fuck him, yeah) oh, he played you! (Jeff, he played you!)
Oh, yo, Jeff's getting played (Jeff, he played you!)
Oh-oh, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff! Body slam him, Jef-
Now, I've got the new De La Soul tape
Hey dick snot, butt crust, get over here
What's up, baby? (What's up, baby?)
Yeah, I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming
Where's the box? The box
Yo, so, yo, let's get with this 'shillznohillznobillznoi'
I got the Bidox, let's do this like Brutus (yeah, mm-mm, fly)
28, for those who have all four answers correct
You will receive our specially selected grand prize
Thanks, and goodnight, for '3 Feet High and Rising'
This is Don Newkirk