Lyrics:

He heard about those two
He heard it from the back wall
Then he slowly turned his head
Back toward set
He always thought he knew
That they might hit on something
Then he reached on for the remote
And spilled his beer
She's got everything but
What she wanted was all of your attention
She's got everything but
What she wanted
You know he'll try and forget her
But barely out of reach is, might have been
They've got everything but
What you need is a pund of prevention
They've got everything but
What you need
He's taking everything with a grain
He's taking just about anything
She's got everything but
What she wanted was all of your attention
She got everything but
What she wanted