Lyrics:

John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
That name one thing
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
Sets hearts aflame

John Ping Pong makes the girls hearts go ding-dong
From Jamaica to Hong Kong
When he holds their hands, oh
How'd they fall for this fellow, six feet tall
To be in his arms, so strong, to belong
To John Ping Pong!

[Instrumental]

John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
Makes the [Scat]
[Scat]
John, John, John, John, John, John Ping Pong
John, John, John, John, John
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