Lyrics:

Humor's got a place like all things
Be aware of the pain it can sometimes bring
A joke to you might not be so funny
So take the time and think it out before you open up your mouth

I can't believe the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't believe the things we say
Now I wish I hadn't spoke
Can't you learn to take a fucking joke?

We say things we don't mean, but friends understand
Respect and humor don't always go hand in hand
A joke to you might not be so funny
So take the time and think it out before you open up your mouth

I can't believe the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't believe the things we say
Now I wish I hadn't spoke
Can't you learn to take a fuckin' joke?

But no one's laughing
I wish that I could crack a smile, but I can't
I know he's just a fucking jerk
But jerks hurt too
And I'm not that cool that I can laugh
I see 'cause it's happened to me
And I think I was an asshole when I said what I said
It's just a sick sense of humor rolls 'round in my head
'Cause we've had our fun at your expense
And that's wrong
And we know it

You said we were friends
For friendship's sake
Let's give it a break

I can't believe the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't believe the things we say