Lyrics:

Well if I had a child
What a child it would be
Never have to bathe
Have sweets every meal
Wear their favourite clothes everyday
And go to bed when they want to
Have jelly beans for breakfast
And run free wherever they please

If I had a child
What a child it would be
To see them play in the flowers' shade
Pick apples off the trees
If I had a child
It would be the child God made