Lyrics:

Dip fi diplomatic;
'Yp for hypocratic;
Dry, dry, dry for dry-land tourist;
Tup-a tup-a tup for Topper Norris!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh! Man, go!

Dem a cut, cut, cut agains' dem one another;
Dem a cut, cut, cut agains' dem one another.
Don't dem teach to love one another ?
Don't dem teach to love one another ? oh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh! dem go!

Dem a shout up dem mouth 'pon dem one another
Dem a bruck bad lang' 'pon dem one another
Dem a cut sing Joe (?) 'pon dem one another
Dem a cut, cut, cut agains' dem one another
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh!
See de 'ypocrite, dem a-galang deh! Man, go! Man, go!

Dip, dip, dip fi diplomatic
Hip fi hypocratic
Dry, dry, dry fi dry-land touris'
A-tup, a-tup, a-tup-a (for Topper Norris)!