Lyrics:

Dip fi diplomatic
Hypo fi the hypocratic
Dry, dry, dry fi dry-land tourist
Tup-a tup-a tup for the Topper Norris!
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
Men, go!

Dem a cut, cut, cut 'gainst dem one another
Dem a cut, cut, cut 'gainst dem one another
Don't dem teach to love one another?
Don't dem teach to love one another? Oh!

See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh, dem go!

Dem a shoot up dem mouth 'pon dem one another
Dem a bruck bad lang' 'pon dem one another
Dem a cut sing Joe 'pon dem one another
Dem a cut, cut, cut 'gainst dem one another
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
See the hypocrite, dem a-galang deh
Man, go
Man, go

Dip, dip, dip fi diplomatic
Hyp fi hypocratic
Dry, dry, dry fi dry-land touris'
A-tup, a-tup, a-tup-a-top fi Topper Norris!