Lyrics:

One, two, three, four!

Here we are in a big, big city
Plenty of ways to spend your money
Getting ripped off is a way of life
Stick your money on a skin flint knife

Say, No, no, no, no it's too shitty!
Don't want to live in a big, big city!

Tourist attractions, look at that!
Buy me a plastic policeman's hat
But there's a riot uptown they're fighting back
The boys in blue were wearing black!

No, no, no, no it's too shitty!
I don't want to live in a big, big city!

Flying squad, what a farce
If pigs could fly they wouldn't need cars!
Got control over us all!
New Scotland Yard, the new Berlin Wall!

No, no, no, no it's too shitty!
I don't want to live in a big, big city!
No, no, no, no, no!

Give me a break!
Don't tell me that life is great!
In the big city it's all based on money and greed
Everything you'll never need!

No, no, no, no it's too shitty!
Don't want to live in a big, big city!
No, no, no, no it's too shitty!
Don't want to live in a big, big city...