Lyrics:

Weird goings-on at the County Jail Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail He's strapped down to a swivel chair trying to swivel right out of there Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15 Convinced his self it's all a dream He's got a pet black tabby cat that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat The door flies open, in strides Geek Looking like the front page of Newsweek He says to Lou in a voice of glee, 'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?' Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up as green as a leaf in a tea-cup When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat Long gone Geek!