Lyrics:

I Really Do Appreciate The Fact You're Sittin' Here
your Voice Sounds So Wonderful
but Yer Face Don't Look Too Clear
so Bar Maid Bring A Pitcher, Another Round O' Brew
honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

chorus
why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw
i Just Bought A Water Bed, It's Filled Up For Me And You
they Say You Are A Snuff Queen
honey I Don't Think That's True
so, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

-- Spoken 'pick It Coral Reefers, Here We Go...'

(Swing Instrumental)

chorus
why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw
i Just Bought A Waterbed It's Filled Up For Me And You
they Say You Are A Snuff Queen
honey I Don't Think That's True
so Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw
yeah, Now Baby I Say, (Lord!)
why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw