Lyrics:

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel


[Silverware clicking]
M1: 'Can you pass the beats please?'
F1: 'Here you go'
M1: 'Thanks'
Brad: 'Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Brad: 'Why not Mom?'
F1: 'Yeah, why mom? He should go.'
Brad: 'It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Brad: 'Oh mom...'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
F1: 'Don't wory Brad.'


F2: 'Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think?
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
F2: 'Really? I really like it...'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
F2: 'Oh mom, who is?'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
F2: 'Mom, you're so paranoid.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'

M3: 'Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
M3: 'Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
M3: 'Do you think you could drop me off there?...'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
M3: 'How am I gonna get there?'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
M3: 'I'll walk I guess.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'

Cindy: 'Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'Please?'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'Come on, mom.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Brad: 'I'll get it for you Cindy.'
Cindy: 'Thanks Brad.'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Cindy: 'Thanks for the tip, Ma.'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'

Brad: 'Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Brad: 'Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'Mother, Brad is right.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'We should go out, it'll be fun.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
M3: 'Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'You wanna come Dave?'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Dave: 'No, I'll hang out with mom.'
M1: 'You sure?'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'Yeah, go without me.'
M3: 'All right, see you guys later.'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'

Dave: 'How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?'
Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Dave: 'Please?'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'Mom, you're over reacting!'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'Why are you so overprotective!?'
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!'
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Screen door closes]
Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at him!'