Lyrics:

Don't be hating
on the electroplating
- Dead Body Tomb

If your beloved
passes away too soon
it can help you with the gloom

They'll last till the end of time
Available in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
and they can keep their clothes on

She was nineteen
when she was struck by a threshing machine
now she shines and gleams

Commemorate your
final dying day
and fight decay

They'll last till the end of time
Available in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
and they can keep their clothes on

We use the finest salts
in our silver nitrate baths
we use only Grade A copper
and our bronze cannot be surpassed
All warts we will shave
all wounds we'll close
and if you really, really, really like
We'll customize the pose

Commemorate
your final dying day
now on layaway

Go for it girl
the endless summer tan
is our special plan

Only $17.95 dollars per ounce
If you act now and expire
within the next 3 years
you will receive a 20% rebate

Dead Body Tomb Company
is not responsible for unexpected
leakage or resurrection

Body weight obtained
before disembowelment