Lyrics:

You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
And you wanna throw your life away
Well, people, that's just fine (Go on, do it)

Go head-on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump
Oh, yeah

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
And we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out, you are dead (Sure as dead now)

Now, get on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump
Oh, yeah

Now, maybe you're scared of jumpin' and poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention, and you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up, or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now, what you gonna do?

Go head-on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump
Oh, yeah


Now, maybe you're scared of jumpin' and poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention, and you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up, or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now, what you gonna do?

Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then
Go head-on and get it over with then

You're on the bridge, scared to leap
But a girl walks over to take a peep
She says: 'Don't do it!'
But wouldn't you know
The girl got a head like a buffalo
With a little red hair all over the top
An' her breath would make the traffic stop
She says: 'I love you, but first, let's eat'
And all you can say as you run down the street is