Lyrics:

You took a knee and put some food in my cage
And then you taught me?how?to sit and?behave
You told me: 'Lick your fingertips?for a taste'
And then you smack me and you call me a waste

I guess you gave me a little surprise in my drink
Stumbled through the hall and hit my face on the sink
Woke up in panic and unable to see
The pain intensified consequently

Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?
You took a knee and put some food in my cage
Then you taught me how to sit and behave
You told me: 'Lick your fingertips for a taste'
Then you smack me and you call me a waste

Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?
Haven't I been such a good good boy?

*gagging*