Lyrics:

Everything was perfect
And then all of a sudden, there was a-

Purse? Check
Skirt? Right
Shoes? Okay
Blouse? Slick
But God, I was awful
Give me another chance
Pretty please, oh, pretty please
Can I try again?
Stockings? Straight
Earrings? Yeah
Necklace? I don't think so
Lingerie?
Stop it, you gotta get serious
Or 'Hello cool disaster'
One goof and it's the stick
For the world's most tired chick
So this isn't just dressing up, girl
This is warfare
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is

Help me with this zipper, darling
Then could you kind of disappear?
And on the way out, kill the lights
A few minutes to myself would be nice
And now that I'm alone
How did I get here?
I was? Thanks
You did? Great
I can? Really?
When? Now?
But God, I was awful
Give me another chance
Pretty please, oh, pretty please
Can I try again?
How? Gee, I don't know
They were? Wow
What? You're kidding?
Oh, that good? Come on
Stop it, you can't be serious
No way do I deserve it
I was lucky, it was tricks
And don't you ever call me a 'Chick'
And I don't know why, but praise like
I can't accept it
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Now something's wrong if everything's wrong
And everything's wrong if my hair is wrong