Lyrics:

Theres a panda in the chandelier
Oh what have we got here? what have we got here?

Well i'll tell you how it got up there
This is a story of a young girls flair
for throwing pandas

It was her fathers friends wedding day
and she was dragged along, as is the way,
for the poor young ones.

As the big people did their thing
the panda bear she did swing
oh the panda bear
flung through the air

Well a serious man with a frown
came with a ladder and took it down,
aren't ladders handy

He had never seen this happen before
Pandas normally stick to the floor
Call it good timing

And you got your panda back
you got your panda back
you got your panda back
and your were happy about that