Lyrics:

Tony wore his pajamas to the beach
He said 'Life's a beach, life's a beach, life's a bloody beach'

He picked up some sand and he threw it in the sea
I’ve got a sandy hand, a sandy hand, a sandy hand

Tony found a boomerang and he threw it in the air
Beware beware beware beware the boomerangs in the air

Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?

They lived in a old house on a cliff
She rode to work on a bicycle and he had a pen to write with

Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?