Lyrics:

He put it on his toast and those he liked the most
He stole it from his cats and from the fishmonger

He would run fast as he could His hat blew off in the wind
He was a rapscallion It all was a game It all was game.
Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

In his school photo he held one high above his head
So the future boys could see what he had done done done.

Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

In the dead of night, he drew them high on city walls
In the light of day he showed the girl he loved Love love loved
Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

Oh the love did end, one day he found them sickening
So he threw them all far into the sea
They swam away from him, to the lows to the lows
He waved goodbye to them from the coast, from the coast.