Lyrics:

My parents went out this afternoon
And I was all alone
I sure wish I'd gone with them
Wish I'd never stayed at home

'Cause I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play

There was a dragon in the kitchen
That's why the ceiling's black
And a vampire drank all the kool-aid
And a witch chased off the cat

The fly threw up some oopy goop
And that's what clogged the drain
And the blob sat on the sofa
And he left an awful stain

Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play

Well Frankenstein wanted to play baseball
So I told him to play outside
He didn't hear a word I said
That's how the TV died

What happened to the table?
Yeh, they're probably going to ask
There was a big guy with a chainsaw
And a scary hockey mask

Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play

Well the ghost went through the closet
He knocked the clothes all off the rack
And the mummy ripped the
Sheets up and wore them
'Cause he was starting to unwrap

A werewolf ate all the cookies
And then he ate the cookie jar
And he was going to eat me, too
So I hid behind the door

Yes, I'm gonna be in big trouble
When my parents get back today
'Cause this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play

Yes, this afternoon the monsters came
To my house to play