Lyrics:

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life?Never Make A Pretty Woman Your Wife?So From My Personal Point Of View?Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
A Pretty Woman Makes Her Husband Look Small?And Very Often Causes His Downfall?As Soon She Marries So Then She Starts?To Do The Things That Will Break His Heart
But If You Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife?You'll Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life?An Ugly Woman Cooks Her Meals On Time?She'll Always Gives You Peace Of Mind
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Don't Let Your Friends Say You Have No Taste?Go Ahead And Marry Anyway?Though Her Face Is Ugly, Her Eyes Don't Match,?Take It From Me She's A Better Catch
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'Hey Mate, I Saw Your Wife The Other Day?She's Isn't Exactly Good Looking Is She?'?'Well, No, You Haven't Seen Her Bop And Squeak'