Lyrics:

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is truly what I'd really like to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
Then everyone would be in love with me.

[spoken]
Oscar Meyer weiners
Come get your hotdogs
Ah, their made with all
This shit from a cow that
Nobody wants, like mucous
And marrow and eyeballs
And bile, and all that crap
That really makes them taste
So damn, really fucking good.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is truly what I'd really like to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
Then everyone would be in love with me