I used to come home late and not a minute too soon Barkin' like a dog, howlin' at the moon
You'd be mad as an ol' wet hen Up all night wonderin' where I'd been
I'd fall down and say come help me honey You laughed out loud, I guess you thought it was funny
But I sobered up and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence I guess I've gone and lost all my good sense
Too much work is hard for your health I could've died drinkin' now I'm killing myself
And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass And you've made me a list and I'm bustin' my.... well
All broke down, tail's been draggin' It's a rough old life up here on the wagon
And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin' Yeah I sobered up and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'