Lyrics:

As A Tot, When I Trotted In Little Velvet Panties
i Was Kissed By My Sisters, My Cousins, And My Aunties
sad To Tell, It Was Hell, An Inferno Worse Than Dante's

so My Dear I Swore
'never, Never More !'
on My List, I Insisted That Kissing Must Be Crossed Out
now, I Find I Was Blind, And Oh My! How I Lost Out!

i Could Cry Salty Tears
where Have I Been All These Years
little Wow, Tell Me Now
how Long Has This Been Going On

there Were Chills Up My Spine
and Some Thrills I Can't Define
listen, Sweet, I Repeat
how Long Has This Been Going On

oh, I Feel That I Could Melt
into Heaven I'm Hurled!
i Know How Columbus Felt
finding Another World

kiss Me Once, Then Once More
what A Dunce I Was Before
what A Break! For Heaven's Sake!
how Long Has This Been Going On

dear, When In Your Arms I Creep
that Divine Rendezvous
don't Wake Me, If I'm Asleep
let Me Dream That It's True!

kiss Me Twice, Then Once More
that Makes Thrice, Let's Make It Four!
what A Break! For Heaven's Sake!
how Long Has This Been Going On
how Long Has This, Been Going On