Lyrics:
I'm Mike FinkKing of the riverListen to the thunderHear the winds roarHurricane's a-comingBoard up the doorLoad up the cannonCall up the lawWorstest calamityThat folks never sawGirls run and hideBrave men shiverI'm Mike FinkKing of the riverOh, he's a ring-tail roarerAnd a tough old alligatorOh, he's a bull-nosed bullyAnd a real depopulatorOh, what a deep divin catfishThat always come up dryHe's gonna live foreverBorn too mean to dieDug the whole OhioWith my big toeFilled her up with waterMade the critter flowStomped out the valleyScraped up the ridgeWade across the river'Cause I don't trust no bridgeAnd then an earthquakeMake mountains quiverI'm Mike FinkKing of the riverOh he can uptalk a lawyer[Incomprehensible]Oh, he can upchop thunderAnd her son say that he canOh, what a fightin' devilHe'll spit right in your eyeHe's gonna live foreverBorn too mean to die(Born too mean to die)