Lyrics:

Ah Ah&
Ah Ah&
Ah Ah&
Ah Ah&
Ah Ah&
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid Mermaid
Mermaid
Mermaid

Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
he answers to questions
I'm longing to hear.

Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)

Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.

Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.

AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH
AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH
OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
AH&

At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?
OOO&

Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?

Wish wish wish&

Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?

Half a sexy fish&

AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH
AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH
OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO