Lyrics:

Oh Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh Geordie's lost his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

And he couldn't find his liggy
He couldn't find his liggy
He couldn't find his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road, yeehoo

Well, he lost it down the netty
He lost it down the netty
He lost it down the netty
Along the Scotswood Road

And he couldn't find his liggy
Couldn't find his liggy
Couldn't find his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

And Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road, hey ha

He got himself a broom shank
Stuffed it down the netty
But he couldn't find his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

So he got himself a poss stick
And he tried it to his broom shank
And he rammed it down the netty
Along the Scotswood Road

But he couldn't find his liggy
He couldn't find his liggy
Couldn't find his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

And Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road, yabuggermaw

Listen, he got a case of dynamite
Stuffed it down the netty
And he blew the stinking netty
Along the Scotswood Road

But he couldn't find his liggy
He couldn't find that liggy
Couldn't find that liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

And Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Oh, Geordie's lost his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road, wayah, yeehoo

Listen to this
It was in his bloody pocket
It was in his bloody pocket
It was in his bloody pocket
Along the Scotswood Road

Now Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

Everybody, Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy
Along the Scotswood Road

And Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy
Oh, Geordie's found his liggy, yahoo
Along the Scotswood Road, ah, heeheehee