Lyrics:

Making young girls pine
I dont have the time
Babies get in line
Ive got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes Ka-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator
If youre up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you cant handle this

Chorus:
No, No, No
you cant handle this.

Through my glasses glare
youll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
Ive got a retainer
Maybe Im the physics main event
maybe Im the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that Im coplanar
If youre up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you cant handle this

And Leonard Nemoy
cant stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest