Lyrics:

I should be standing at the bar

Waving a ten pound note around

But I sit here on the sofa at my girl’s house

I should be chatting shit as I’m nubbing out another snout

But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV for now


I should be watching the fruit machines

For which one will pay out

But I sit on the sofa at my girls

Any how


I should be legging it from a cab

Like a mad little lout

But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV

Throughout


I know I never tell her

But every single day man

I’m always thinking loads about her

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me

And I don’t know what I’d do without her


I should actually go out and about

Flip some beer mats

Instead of sitting her at my girls gaff

Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat

Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that


And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back

So I use my girls TV to watch the match

Yeah, I might head out later

To get off this beaten track

Of watching the TV, roaching up

I’m the same old man


I know I never tell her

But every single day man

I’m always thinking loads about her

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me

And I don’t know what I’d do without her


But on second thought

So why don’t you shots

No, I think I’ll sit on the sofa

And eat my TV meal

I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill

Roaching a spliff, watching East Enders or the Bill

Because basically I love her

And I love being here still

And I love sitting on the sofa

With my girl

For real

I don’t want to knock my mates

But there it’s the same old drill

Roaching a spliff and watching the TV is my will


I know I never tell her

But every single day man

I’m always thinking loads about her

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me

And I don’t know what I’d do without her


No fuck that

I might ask my mates where they’ll be drinking

From the sofa, giving them a ding

Tell them

I will go freeze on that ground

Later on this evening

Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again

And then go out whilst back at her’s

She does her thing

Sitting on the sofa at her end

But as I watch the big screen

I know I will quite miss

Me and her roaching a spliff

Watching the TV again


I know I never tell her

But every single day man

I’m always thinking loads about her

That’s exactly what I’m talking about

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me

I wouldn’t have it any other way

I’ll tell you this

And I don’t know what I’d do without her

I know I never tell her

There’s a whole world out there

But every single day man

A whole world

I’m always thinking loads about her

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me

But do I give her

Do you know what I mean

And I don’t know what I’d do without her

There’s a whole world out there


I’ve got one package

Of rizzler over there

but it’s nearly run out

I’ve got bits of cigarette

All over the place

Mmmmhmmm

The clipper needs a shake

The ashtray needs emptying

But I wouldn’t have it any other way

I said I wouldn’t have it any other way

I said I wouldn’t have it any other way

I wouldn’t have it any other way

I wouldn’t have it any other way

I wouldn’t have it any other way

I wouldn’t have it any other way

oooohoooo

No I wouldn’t

No I wouldn’t


I said the ashtray needs emptying

I said the clipper needs a shake


But I

Need the same thing as yesterday

Hey hey

Ho ho

I wouldn’t have it any other way

I wouldn’t have it any other way