Lyrics:

Come on, now get your ass out of bed You heard what the man said The crew is already gone We were all kinda high, but man what were you on? Tried to take a shuttle to Spain They kicked me off the plane I guess I'll go to Japan It all looks the same when you stump for the man And down in the valley we crawl in the alley Who knew the 101 was so long? Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Sake in aluminum cans It fell in the wrong hands And now we're chewing the scene Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen Walking through a German hotel And not walking very well I gotta get to the van Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city He's saying that the directions are wrong Before you get sold, you get bought for a song