Lyrics:

Everybody writes; everybody reads; everyone learns faster than me
I'd like to learn; i'd like to read; i'd even like to love eventually
But, i got a date with procrastination; i got a date; i don't want to be late
I've got a problem with my education; i got a problem; it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation; i got a life without a brain; without a brain
I'd like to write the next great novel; i'd like to write a brilliant play
I'd like to travel to distant nations; comprehend every word you say
But, i got a date with procrastination; i got a date; i don't want to be late
I've got a problem with my education; i got a problem; it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation; i got a life without a brain; without a brain
Well, i'd like to learn about musical theory; i'd like to learn about philosophy
I'd learn a foreign language, hey maybe i'll do that eventually
But, i've got a problem with my education; i got a problem; it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation; i got a life without a brain; without a brain