Lyrics:

If you're listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But they're not, we just wrote it like that
When you listen late at night
You may feel the words are not quite right
But they are, they just play it like that
It doesn't really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As it's only a Northern song

It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When it's only a Northern song
If you think the harmony
Is a little off and out of key, you're correct
There's nobody there

And I told you there's no one there