Lyrics:

Hey, redneck
Man, ain't you cool head?
Man about town
Hair slicked down
Little grease on your forehead

Hey, the things you say and do
Gonna make Papa real proud of you
Play football
Hang around the pool hall
Cheat on exams

Hey, redneck
Pullin' in at the drive-in
Spend a little mon'
Poke a lotta fun
At people tryin' to make a livin'

But you never had much use
For all them niggers, dagos and Jews
Talk real loud
'Bout being proud
Baby, you what's happenin'

Hey, redneck
Goin' down to the ghettos
Dollar's worth of gas
Heckle and harass
All the hippies and the weirdos

Hey, talk about havin' fun
You're good time son of a gun
Four years of college
A little bit of knowledge
Outsmart the draft board

Hey, redneck
All-American lover
God said, 'Brain'
You thought He said, 'Rain'
And you ran for cover

Don't you know I've done all I can do
To try to get along with you?
You're too much
Everything you touch
Turns to something else, yes, it does now

Hey, redneck
Bye, redneck