Lyrics:

Speaking
Jemaine: We've been a lot of places around the world
Brett: Really?
J: Uuh, we've been to Wellington. Auckland. I think the thing we like most, in all these places...is the ladies.
B: Yip. It's the ladies. Yeah.
J: That's right. And uh, we just wanna give...give you something back ladies. Just ah, do something special for all the ladies of the world.
B: Yeah. Ok.
J: 'Bout time, aye.

I just-a wanna do somethin special,
for all the ladies in the wor-or-orld.
I just-a wanna do somethin special,
for all the ladies in the world.
And the girls, so don't forget the girls.
I just-a wanna do somethin special,
for all the ladies in the world,
all around the wor-or-or-or-orld.

Parisian.
Ladies.
Caribbean.
Ladies.
Bolivian. (?)
Ladies.
Peruvian. (?)
Laides.
Eastern Indo-seanian.
Ladies.
Republic of Dominican.
Ladies.
Amphibian.
Ladies.
Auckland-an.
Ladies.

Outta sight. Amazing lady.
Late night. Hard workin' lady.
Aphrodite. Maiden lady (?)
Hermaphrodite. Yeah the lady-man-lady.

All you hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies,
with your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits too,
even you must be into you.

All the ladies in the world wanna get next to you,
show you some gratitude,
by makin' love to you,
it's the least we could do.

If every soldier in the world,
put down his weapons, and picked up a woman,
what a peaceful world this world would be.

Red-heads not war heads.
Blondes not bombs.
We're talkin about,
Brunettes not fighter jets.

Oh, it's gotta be sweet 16s not F16s.
When will the governments realise,
it's gotta be funky sexy ladies.

I have vision, and all I can see,
Is the all of you wil the all of me.
In a world of peace and harmony,
where every lady gets a little piece of me.

I've been to Paris, to Auckland, to Amsterdam
and a wham-bam-merci-thankyou-danka ma'm.
So I don't care if you're ugly of you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for you all.

All the ladies.
In the Woooohooohooo-haaayaaa-ooyooorld.
You deserve it.
Girls.