You’re having a good time, what you got to lose? You’re outta your mind ‘cos you’re fried on booze Problem solving is easy when you’re pissed But in the morning the problems still exist You’re OK now but when tomorrow comes around You’re gonna be feeling down down down Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x2] You’d have done better to have gone home to bed ‘Cos look at you now, 12 stitches in your head Tripping up and dribbling, you can’t lose It’s all so exciting when you’re fried on booze You think what you’re doing’s really hip But to me it just looks like teenage shit Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x2] When you’re out drinking, yeah everyone’s your friend When you’re out drinking, yeah the night never ends Bad calculation but what-a you got to lose? ‘Cos everything’s cool when you’re fried on booze Keep on acting the good old clown When you’re homeless and shuffling ‘round town Life’s just one long alcoholic cruise When you’re fried on booze Sublimation, elimination Booze is frying up the entire nation Ooh ooh, fried on booze [x4]