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Jason and I were onOur way to see Iron Lung when someBug-eyed stranger handed usThe ConstitutionWe thought he was eitherInsane or highTill a sniper on a rooftopKilled the poor guyBefore we knew itWe were under attackBy Dick CheneyIn his Halliburton jet packWe ran for our livesStraight into the clutchesOf the FBIBut we were rescuedBy the actor Michael IronsideHe explained the wholeCloak and dagger schemeHe called in the SwedishLesbian commando teamAfter the final battleIn the Illuminati secret baseWe had cow tongue tacosFrom a food truck in Chevy Chase