Lyrics:

We had a good thing, it was a blast

That was a long time in the past

You went through changes, I walked away

And I have regretted that to this day

I may not always have quite so much hair
But what you saw in me will hopefully always be there
I'll never hurt you again, I swear
So put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
I couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
I thought that I could live without you honey, I was so wrong
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Your dinner lady arms
Forgive and forget, I caused you pain

And find it in your heart to start again

I know I'll never be your Mr. Right
But I'm happy to be your Mr. That'll Do For Tonight
And I'll never let you out of my sight
So put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
I couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
I thought that I could live without you honey, I was so wrong
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms

I may be light years past on my sell-by date
But there's life in the old dog yet honey, it's not too late
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms