Lyrics:

True, I'd give my right arm
To keep you safe from harm
(To keep you safe from harm)
And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador
And I'd keep a little farm
Chop wood to keep you warm
(Chop wood to keep you warm)
But I don't really love you anymore
I don't have to love you now if I don't wish to
I won't see you anyhow if that's an issue
Because I am a gentleman
Think of me as just your fan
(Think of me as just your fan)
Who remembers every dress you ever wore
Just the bad comedian
Your new boyfriend's better than
'Cos I don't really love you anymore
There'll be someday
When your eyes do not enthrall me
I'll be numb
But realize you'll never call me

'Cos I've read your horoscope
And now I've given up all hope
(Now I've given up all hope)
So I don't really love you anymore
'Cos I've read your horoscope
And now I've given up all hope
(Now I've given up all hope)
So I don't really love you anymore